I'm floating my fat ass up to Alaska.
Everyone eats their way through a cruise, right? Free buffet! Free desserts! Nothing to do but lie on a chair and booze it!
Seeins how I've lost 44 pounds, I am NOT gaining an ounce next week. I'm not eating one stupid thing on this cruise. And truthfully, why would I? I really doubt Holland America is bringing out the super high dollar grade A food for their mass consumption guests. Why would I want to binge on shit? And the idea of everyone gorging themselves on food for 7 days straight kinda makes me gag anyway. I'm going to take the high ground and eat my veggies and my grains and come back THINNER. Take that, Megan Fox. I bet you can't get thinner!