May 27, 2009

I HAVE RIBS!




















<---  This is LIV TYLER.  What?  HOW?  I don't know.




btw, bitch, why don't you throw up a post or two?
And you owe me a double date with that hot personal trainer we discussed.
And weren't you going to report back to me on how great your detox is going?

Get ON it.


May 21, 2009

Is this what 48 years old looks like?























































I thought it would be younger for some reason.

She is 117 pounds now.  She lost 140 pounds!  

I did the research (via goog) and discovered that 5'4 and 117 pounds means you get to eat between 1800 and 1900 calories a day.

um, bullshit.  I am maintaining a 1200 to 1300 calorie a day vegan food plan and I AM IN NO DANGER OF BEING 117 POUNDS.

I am thinking about going back to bikram again.  And having my jaw wired shut.  Why doesn't anyone do that anymore?  I would like to offer up some potential candidates to bring back the jaw-wired-shut trend.

May 17, 2009

urp.

















Dude, I am so full I might pop.  

That photo above is baked cauliflower.  

Tonight I ate:
2 Dr. Prager TexMex bean burgers with lettuce and tomatoes
cauliflower baked up in the oven
baked sweet potato cubes  

So.  Full.

Might.  Die.

Low.  Calorie.




May 10, 2009

The Evolution...

Oh Keely Shaye Smith Brosnan, I feel your pain, girlfriend.    
I might look like this, too.
I refuse to look at myself below the neck.


























Is this really 145 pounds of Kirstie Alley?

I expect to look a t lot different at 145.  





















Probably more like this, the best I'm going to get...

(Some Cassidy chick in England? Never heard of of her.)

























And then I'll get this skinny.  After I'm dead and buried in the ground for 6 months.



























And then...

Enjoy!