April 14, 2009

The product that is going to change my life

I just learned about these Skinny Jeans.  They squeeze you in, carve out inner thighs AND come in sizes up to 18.  
If my husband had a job, I would buy 3 pairs.

http://skinnyjeans.com/html/about.html

Check the proof!  (If *only* I was this skinny)


















There are a ton more skinnying photos on their website.


9 comments:

lindsey said...

I bet they are impossible to get into!
but totally worth it

mamacita said...

I can see myself having a Miss Scarlet moment with the jeans as Mammy, trying to squeeze my fat thighs in there. I mean, there are laws of physics to be considered.

JJ said...

I am not buying any new clothes until I am a size 8 - even skinnying jeans (which technically should not count.)

Jules said...

Yeah, but what's going on above the waistline? All that fat has to go somewhere, and I bet it's traveling north. Muffin top?

Jill said...

OMFG...I think you must be my long lost sisters!! I'm so glad I found this blog.

Jill said...

I've read the entire blog...yes, today I have alot of time on my hands...and I'm trying to keep them out of the refrigerator!

kristina said...

costco size muffin top for sure Jules. and did you notice the sizes start at a size 24?! fuck you 24. and 25, 26, and 27.

Richie Designs said...

wow that's impressive!

Decs said...

I'm with Jules (as always). On me, that would just mean my skin would be shoved up until my stomach looked like a sharpei puppy.