February 12, 2009

From the Desk of...

Things I hate

1. Necklaces that create rolls of fat.  
Fuck you necklaces.

2. Slash-style pants pockets that bulge out and create unflattering lumps of what appear to be more rolls of fat.  
Fuck you slash pockets.

3. Panties that shimmy down and almost fall beneath the hem of your skirt while you're walking into work so that you have to take tiny baby steps with your thighs glued together until you can pop into the bathroom to remove them.  
Fuck you panties. 


Decorno said...

You're just trying to brag that even your panties are too big for your new skinny body now. Dirty whore.

JJ said...

::Cue voice of Matthew McConaughy::

Fat: it's what stretches out the elastic in your granny panties.

Iheartfashion said...

Slash-style pockets are the work of the devil.