Things I hate
1. Necklaces that create rolls of fat.
Fuck you necklaces.
2. Slash-style pants pockets that bulge out and create unflattering lumps of what appear to be more rolls of fat.
Fuck you slash pockets.
3. Panties that shimmy down and almost fall beneath the hem of your skirt while you're walking into work so that you have to take tiny baby steps with your thighs glued together until you can pop into the bathroom to remove them.
Fuck you panties.