July 16, 2008

This 62 year old is way hotter than me.



Helen Mirren, go to hell.

I mean, way to rock that bikini.

15 comments:

jozette said...

Ugh. I hate it when old ladies trump me. I'd never wear a bikini. I suck.

Mint Julep said...

amazing.

Jules said...

Jesus! She looks amazing.

marlazz said...

Gosh I've never looked that good my whole life, even in my teens. What is it about her? the confidence? the boobs, the flat abs? do they sell that?

JJ said...

underneath that bikini bottom is a wicked scar from her tummy tuck. guaranteed.

JJ said...

underneath that bikini bottom is a wicked scar from her tummy tuck. guaranteed.

decorno said...

Seriously? I was kinda hoping it was all possible sans knife.

JJ said...

wait - aren't we playing the game where anyone who looks this good has been surgically augmented?

s. said...

She is a sexy beast! Gives us all hope... Even with a tummy tuck, I could only hope to look like that in a bikini.

JJ said...

agreed: sexy granny beats flabby jj.

She Who Must Be Obeyed said...

I don't think she's had any children. Maybe that helps her look so fabulous w/o scalpel intervention. The bronzed skin doesn't hurt either. She is so amazing. I am so depressed.

Adding to my depression is my inability to access Decorno's other blog. WTF. It's a terrible, horrible, no good very bad day.

The Nerdy Fashionista said...

ho-ly shit.

also: why is blogger telling me decorno is invitation-only? Have you gone all Sailfish Club on us?

Visual Vamp said...

60 is the new 40, so 40 is the new 20. right? even if she had her whole body sucked and tucked, she still is the age she is, closer to death than anyone younger. but she rocks that swim suit for sure.

So'Fashion said...

omg...
no way.. i dont believe it!!

marcy wacker said...

i must tell you that your blog makes me piss my pants with laughter. this helen mirren post has prompted a new blog, Vive Helen!. all i can say is, she rocks.