This is my go-to meal: cooked pepperonis.
So, it's not organic and all natural but after a hard day of ruining lives as an attorney I don't want to COOK a damn thing because all I want to do is evaporate. But since I have to eat I throw pepperonis on a paper towel and microwave them until they are crispy like chips. I weigh out 2 oz of them (which ends up being a ton of food) and sprinkle some red sauce and 1 oz of cheese (then reheat).
I also add a salad or cooked veggies to my meal and call it a day.