July 15, 2008
A heartfelt FUCK YOU to all the people who bring cake to work and leave it in the office kitchen.
Thanks. I was trying to get back on track, and I was dying to eat some crappy food from, say, Starbucks, land of the 500 calorie cookie, but NO. I showed a rare bit of self control, high-tailed it to the office kitchen to drink another exciting cup of coffee and I see your fucking half-eaten cake just sitting undefended on the table.
Well, guess what? FUCK YOU. Fuck you and your cake. Seriously.
I didn't eat the cake, for the record. I stayed strong while thinking, "Fuck you, cake."
Oh, and guess what else? Fuck cakes like this one. Fuck that cheesy circa 2001 fondant-coated-topsy-turvy cake bullshit. Fuck you, crazy cakes.
Posted by Decorno at Tuesday, July 15, 2008