June 22, 2008

I know, I know

I'm not supposed to love this body. I'm supposed to like the old, "chubby" Kristen. That's the right thing to do. I'm supposed to say, "ohmygod! You're too skinny! Eat something!"

I looooove this body. I WANT this body. Please, tell me I'm too skinny and I need to eat something. Because when you say that I am going to go all mushy inside and love you forever.

15 comments:

Mint Julep said...

girl, no. she does not look good. 15 more pounds, maybe. but this, no.

Jessie said...

I'd take it.

fashion herald said...

better before! i don't even know who this is anymore!

Meg said...

Eek. Get out some ice cream and see the light, please. Please? She is still very pretty, but no. No. Tooooooooo thin. Those arms scream eating disorder, in a way that makes me concerned for her. Your painfully bony elbows should not be very noticeably the thickest part of your arm.

marlazz said...

I wish I looked like that, but it will never happen. I'm 5 feet nothing on a good day, and wear Gap size 6, which is really size 12 any other brand. And I barely eat anything. So jealous.

JJ said...

I think it's all an illusion of the camera that she's so thin. She's probably 6' and 160 and not bony at all. I bet her arm fat is tucked behind her ribs.

JJ said...

So *apparently* she admitted to US Weekly that she "realizes she's too thin." I am not sure I believe that shit.

And there's also a photo of her walking along the street with Tatum O'Neal. Are we still wondering how you get that thin? Where can I find Tatum O'Neal?

(I would show you the photo but my scanner is still in the box)

thepreppyvegan said...

I have not seen KJ in forever but think she's a great actress. Notice how all of a sudden she's getting all this ink. Women can't do anything right in the eyes of the media. Anyway, ladies, love your blog. I will make you my short pitch on veganism--buy Skinny Bitch. It's funny. But stay away from the processed faux meats and too much soy, which makes you hippy (at least that's my excuse)

JJ said...

I was a Skinny Bitch for one whole week! I ate organic cookies the whole time and then was so pissed that I hadn't lost any weight at the end of the week that I bailed.

islandgirl said...

So, any luck with diet pills? Hoodia is crap - phentermine is impossible to get. Help! Need something to STOP the eating. Any suggestions

Decorno said...

Oh, watch out. JJ does NOT approve of the pills. That bitch is HARDCORE and weighs and measures everything. She thinks you need to earn it.

I hate hard work, which is why she's the one who's lost 30 pounds recently and I have lost only 3.

(I want pills, too.)

JJ said...

it's not that I'm so anti-pills, I'm just highly pro-cocaine.

s. said...

Decorno, I love your honesty. I didn't like the way she looked before but nor do I like the way she looks now. I suspect she is being ravaged by an eating disorder, but many many many women want to look like that and I'm glad you're not being PC and pretending to hate something you like.

champagneblonde said...

COME BACK!

Iheartfashion said...

Too thin?
Yes, please. I'd like to look just this side of anorexic.