June 7, 2008

Fuck you, swimsuit

Can you tell me why I put this on today?
It causes a muffin top on the gd model.


Decorno said...

Put it ON? You OWN that? WTF?

I don't even know you anymore.

JJ said...

I don't own it. I wouldn't even consider owning it. Except that I was being optimistic (and obvs. insane) and I put the fucker on.

Seriously I looked like a cheese log tied up with yarn.

oh, and I'm sickly veiny pale.

I am going to knock Oahu on it's ass!

JJ said...

And don't you mess with me or I'll kick you in your bad foot.

fashion herald said...

oh, the torture of trying on bathing suits.
I swear macy's has perfect dressing room lighting in the bathing suit section. I got totally suckered and bought 3 suits.

JJ said...

Which Macy's??? Because I will take everything I own to that one dressing room even if you are in NYC and I am in Seattle.

I managed to find something less Hooker With a Heart of Steel and more Slimmer Free Willy from Speedo. It's a cut-to-there tankini in navy blue. Acceptable. I also scored something cheap and booby from Old Navy. My man was excited to see boobs so he highly approved of them both.

fashion herald said...

Macy's Herald Square, 7th Ave side, 8th floor, just past Santaland. No joke.
which booby old navy? booby as in it gives you boobs, or shows off already owned boobs?

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