May 21, 2008

Fright Night

You know how I've lost thousands of pounds recently? I have thousands more to lose. And I'm very concerned I am going to look like this:

























And yet I am still not afraid of looking like this:

Did someone doctor this photo? Didn't that stomach used to have a few extra rolls of loose skin?

9 comments:

jozette said...

Oi. Fright Night indeed.

The good thing about Nicole Richie's body is she's not total skeletor (yes, she is) but she opens up pandora's box of "you're TOO skinny" comments. To which I would reply: "that's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me."

Sucker For Marketing said...

OMG...I thought I had forgotten about those photos, but, thanks, you have returned them to my memory!

They don't even look human.

But, I wouldn't mid being that skinny either!! :)

Sucker For Marketing said...

OMG...I thought I had forgotten about those photos, but, thanks, you have returned them to my memory!

They don't even look human.

But, I wouldn't mid being that skinny either!! :)

Mint Julep said...

too skinny makes people look like old hags. don't do it.

Jessie said...

The diaper-esque bathing suit bottom and the frail figure makes her look a little too granny-licious for my taste.

Anyone else buyin' it?

Ok. No.

JJ said...

why am I fascinated with these photos? Is it because they're so bad or because they're so good?

decorno said...

Probably because as much as we want to hate ourselves when we're packing on more weight than we should, you and I both know that no one enjoys fucking those women when they look like that.

susannah said...

I second Decorno's comment. Men crave sex and women crave comfort. The biggest blanket statement of the year, maybe, but those skeletor babes in bathing suits are neither sexy or comforting!

JJ said...

I just was fantasizing about being Courtney Love-skinny and gazing on her oodles of loose skin and then realized that she tied the right side of her bikini bottom in the front.

How fucked up is that woman?

And which drugs does she take to make her thin?

I want them.

bitch.