April 17, 2008
My pants aren't tight anymore, JJ!
This is what I was thinking after 3 days of eating lots of air and salmon and lettuce. (Mmmmm... air! So good!). So last night I got up from the Official Blogging Sofa and walked over and tried on these cute jeans (they look like the ones above).
And they so didn't fit any better than the last time.
And then it hit me: I had simply stretched out the other jeans.
What the motherfuck?
So there you have it. This is the way God injures me, time and again.
I am pretty sure the whole nightmare looked like this:
Posted by Decorno at Thursday, April 17, 2008