I have a lot of good ideas about how to lose weight fast:
1. cut off my hair
2. cut off my arm
3. sweat a lot.
Tonight, for the first time in the history of time, I went to Bikram yoga.
Let me tell you, sister, it was goddamn HOT in there.
And did you know it's not all peaceful and deep breathing and shit? The teacher was sitting in a chair off to the side barking commands at us in one of these air conditoner necklaces I AM SURE
Have I mentioned that it was goddamn hot in there? And that I was sweating like a fat man?(like a man FATTER than I currently am.)
Tomorrow I will be 15 pounds thinner. I guarantee it.
I signed up for 3 more classes.